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We ain't going to the town, we're going to the city...
My band is better than your band, we take more drugs than a touring funk band...
When you're old enough to know better... when you find strange hands in your sweater...
Your mother is a ballpoint pen theif...
I need an alcoholiday...
You've got a nerve to be calling my number...
Oh Academia, Up Yours!
Let’s spend our last quarterstance randomly...
You said that irony was the shackles of youth...
Laziness...
Someone better slap me before I start to rust...
Nerd!
Bleeeecchhhhh....
Grrrrr....
Poncho Power!
I know perfectly well I'm not where I should be...
Worst. Week. Ever.
Blecch...
Autumn of my amazing bad luck...*
BANNOCK POISON, DO NOT GET IN PEMMICAN!
Must...curb...existential...angst...
I'll give you a million dollars to write me this paper...
Mehh...
I don't want them to go blind!!!!
Lalala...
blecch
I am made of shamrocks, I am made of stern stuff...
lalala...
They're gonna have to take away my prescription...
Urgh...
Hahahahaha...
God told me to skin you alive...
I am a sick freak...
blecch...
Argh...
ohLORD...
Johnny combs his hair and Johnny wants pussy in cars...
Don't even know what's funny anymore...
I'l confess all of my sins, after several large gins...
Fuck the sash!!!
Urgh...
'Makes my head spin around...
The only good Staples employee is a dead Staples employee...
for the love of...
Schoolrant...
angstysixteenyearoldpost...
The car tells him what to do...
I am Lingquo....
Blecch
Here comes the chaos, perfectly on time again...
Ohchrist...
Too much comet...
Beater in your LAN...
semitired.
I want to sleep but I can't...
Argh
I dunno...
Still restless...
There is a better world... there must be...
Self-indulgent bullshit...
I can't live without rage-a-hol...
Two steps forward and three steps back...
Bah...
Yum...
Some form of vibrating egg...
Alcohollica...
... and i need to cling to something
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And I would rather be anywhere else but here today...
yikes...
Tired from work...
Blechh...
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Weirdness...
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*shrugs*...
Urgh.
Urgh...
Shit on a stick...
Bah...
I'm so drunk I don't mind if you kill me...
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"Because they're assholes..."
Bleccch...
*Insert random dissatisfied noise*...
help!
Mehh...
Hahaha...
Argh...
need star-noc...
tiredandlazy...
Yaay for me...
babypeniscream...
*shrugs*
Nothinggggg...
LMAOOOOO....
calmblueocean...
Stormcloud's back...
Mehh...
*Points to stormcloud above head*
You have reached the winter of our discontent.
Bleccch
The apple has carbs...
Side effects are death... but I have pills to cure the death...
Bah...
Yr really not that clever...
The autobiography of the pornographer's biographer...
Blecch...
Sleeeeppppyyyyy...
Argh...
I'm scared...
For the love of...
yawns...
WHY...
Sighs...
ticketsnomore...
Say cheerio to books now, the only thing I'll read are faces...
Stupid computer
Dammit.
Why can't it be friday?
School is evil.
Bah.
No more classes!
Hahahaha...
Flash of optimism...
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Grah...
Arrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!
wasting more time...
Eep
So lazy....
You stole my story...
And now my fears, they come to me in threes....
eep
Bahhh....
Waahhh...
*insert dissatisfied grumble here*
Blecch...
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I'm such a freak!
Hehehe...
Bad moo[d] rising...
Tequila is evil...
My friends are smart...
Impending reading (read:drinking) week...
Blecch...
Shit!
Smoke baby, smoke baby, more alcohol baby...
More useless bitchery
Blecch
BlasterWorm victim #12389124293871
Noise annoys...
Beater life...
Quijibon...
My preciousssssss.....
Bored and uninspired...
Booze and bees...
Ha
I hate honours...
Winter push on...
Ahhhh! My eye!!!
Next year's gonna be different...
boourns
Bah humbug...
Traumatized rant.
Shit on a stick... the sequel
incoherent mumblings
I am Jack the pumpkin king...
Ich bin ein pissed off teenager...
a short description of nothing...
muse-ick...
*burp*
*Insert life here*...
Who needs sleep? Or food?
Another petty reason why I need to drop out...
Need sleep...
Hehehehe....
Nothing really...
There's no way I'm gonna end up at the disco...
Mmmm, illness...
Ear poison, do not get in eyes...
Out,out, vile jelly!
You're not pretty enough, just give up!
Blecch II...
Who wants to drop out with me?
commandeering work computers...
People you've been before that you don't want around anymore...
mehh...
Friendly warning...
Very angry.
Hermitdom here I come...
Why MSN is bad for you...
Add this to the funny-comment pile...
Waiting for something to go wrong...
Almost!
Waves of nausea...
If you come back bring a new name for everything...
And it starts...
I am lucky.
Pack and get dressed before your father hears us...
I want to be someone else or I'll explode...
Drano in your veins...
Short but irritating day...
Need some green-be-gone!
Beat on the brat...
Don't make me go baccckkkk...
School's back for winter. School's back forever...
This is a public service announcement... with guitar.
Nothing worth mentioning but I'm bored and so....
Bad writing all around...
English degrees??? What were we thinking???
Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time...
Just a drunk chick from Winnipeg...
Thanks you guys...
Your future dream is a shopping scheme...
No T.V. party tonight...
Nothing much to describe...
I'm scared...
No profound observations...
Shit on a stick...
Front checkout to stock personnel... kill yourself.
Vacuuming...
Calgary
Before I flee...
Pick a gender and go with it...
Grrr, argh...
Interlude-esque...
How many words can be made out of the word "annoyed"?
I trust I can rely on your vote...
Another useless update...
Angsty goodness...
bitchandmoan.com
I'm a rage-a-holic. I can't live without rage-a-hol!
S.O.B!!!!!
At 21 you're atop of the scrap heap, at 16 you were top of your class...
Seven weeks of staying up all night....
Kicking screaming Gucci little piggy...
Drinking brew for breakfast.....
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness...
Urgh....
Mindless rantings...
Too stupid and funny not to post...
Douglas and Degas...
I used to be someone I know...
And through the walls you hear the city groan...
A little sunshine, just to butter my toast...